Dear Sir,
The purpose of this letter is to announce my resignation from The Web 2.0, effective as of tomorrow.
This was not an easy decision to make, on my part. The past year has been very rewarding. I’ve enjoyed working for you.
Best regards,
The Lord God Almighty
Hello. How are you? OK, I know how you are, and we really don’t need to go into that right now. Not here. Not out in the open.
Anyway.
This is just a quick note to inform you that this is your last chance. Your very last chance; after this it is all over and believe me I know what I’m talking about. Ask Lucifer, he knows that when I say this is your last chance – I bloody well mean it.
Radiohead are bigger than Jesus Christ! Well according to tweetvolume they are anyway.
It’s hardly surprising though is it? I mean they even do concerts for free, and then put them online so that everybody in the whole wide world can watch them! Again, for nothing! (That’s 20:00 hours UK time)
I’ve let my duties as a C.E.O blogger slip, I know I have and I’m sorry. I still feel that this medium offers the best possible channel for a transparent communication between business leaders and employees and I really should do it more. I could, of course, blame The Kaiser - for he keeps changing his mind about where this blog should be - but I won’t. I take full responsibility for my actions. I am, after all compassionate.
To get the ball rolling it’s “Open Deity” time again and last week I gave you the opportunity to ask me, The Lord God Almighty, questions about Christmas. So let’s have a look at what was asked then shall we:
Well, a jolly good day to you all. I trust you are all at peace and have been good girls and boys. Yes, I know, I’ve been a naughty C.E.O and have not been blogging, but hey, I took example from Lester and blog only when I want to. I am God after all.
It’s been a busy time, but I think we’ve got all our duck’s lined up for another joyous Christmas. And what a huge mass of Christ it will be this year! I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in this years Christmas planning, especially the core group headed up by St. Thomas the Commercial.
One of the many challenges of being God is managing all of your requests. I’m sure you can imagine that I do get rather a lot of them, so many in fact that I have to have Gabriel screen them and print off the ones marked urgent. An example of a typical request can be found here.
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