Last Chance
Hello. How are you? OK, I know how you are, and we really don’t need to go into that right now. Not here. Not out in the open.
Anyway.
This is just a quick note to inform you that this is your last chance. Your very last chance; after this it is all over and believe me I know what I’m talking about. Ask Lucifer, he knows that when I say this is your last chance – I bloody well mean it.
This is your last chance to ask Neil Christie, the MD of Wieden + Kennedy (UK), questions. The Kaiser will be interviewing him this evening so this is really is your very last chance.
It is also you very last chance to “adopt” a beverage in the “Ultimate Beverage Bracket”. According to Marcus these beverages still require someone to look after them:
Hot Chocolate- Mulled Wine
- Red Bull
- Spring Water
- Sex on the beach
- Harvey Wallbanger
- Stout
- Wheat Beer
- White Wine
- Vodka
Just pop your adoption application in the comments section. This is your last chance. Use it wisely for I shall be watching you as your yearly performance reviews are looming.
Cheerio, The Lord God Almighty
If you think that others might been interested in this would you be so kind as to Stumble it?
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Lucifer
Don’t know what you mean, silly old man.
Jan 31st, 2008
The Lord God Almighty
This is a serious post so stop messing about. Shut up, put the kettle on and stop getting on everybody’s nerves.
Jan 31st, 2008
The Lord God Almighty's Wife
Don’t you always be so harsh, darling. You know Lucifer is an angel.
Jan 31st, 2008
The Lord God Almighty
Seb - Everybody knows that I’m not married. And you should know, that I know, that you are pretending to be my wife.
Jan 31st, 2008
Lucifer
Don’t listen to him Seb. He is just an old man without humor trapped in his celibacy certificated life.
Jan 31st, 2008
Seb
Would you all please stop now? This is a serious thing and should get more attention. So Marcus, you have Neil questions from me and if it’s according to the rules I could take another beverage. If not than I stick to coffee.
Come on people! Join the fight. You might even get a certificate.
Jan 31st, 2008
The Kaiser
NOBODY GETS A CERTIFCATE on this blog. Ever.
Jan 31st, 2008
John
What feel were they’re going for when they designed their foyer?
Jan 31st, 2008
The Kaiser
You spend way too much time in their foyer Dodds. It’s starting to take it’s toll on you.
Jan 31st, 2008
ramses101
Maybe it could be interesting to state the three biggest mistakes he ever made in his advertising career. You know: Embracing failure.
Jan 31st, 2008
ramses101
And of course: What he learned from it.
Jan 31st, 2008
Tomtcho Guentchev
Am I too late for drinking or some advertising dude whose agency looks like a shop ?
Feb 13th, 2008
The Kaiser
Not too late to adopt a beverage. Neil has been questioned so you’re too late for that old love.
Feb 13th, 2008
Tomtcho Guentchev
Alright - I’ll go for hot chocolate. I fucking HATE hot chocolate.
Feb 13th, 2008
The Kaiser
Good lad. You’ve got mail and don’t you DARE say no.
Feb 13th, 2008
Tomtcho Guentchev
Who am I fighting then ?
Feb 13th, 2008
The Kaiser
Tea, coffee and mulled wine. You are so buggered.
Feb 13th, 2008
Tolermo Los Disgustos
OK. So when’s the fight ?
Feb 14th, 2008
Rob @ Nonsense
Hey God, I know you said “last chance” a good while back, but can I take vodka?
(You are supposed to show a bit of mercy, remember.)
Mar 4th, 2008
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