Open Deity: Christmas Special!
Well, a jolly good day to you all. I trust you are all at peace and have been good girls and boys. Yes, I know, I’ve been a naughty C.E.O and have not been blogging, but hey, I took example from Lester and blog only when I want to. I am God after all.
It’s been a busy time, but I think we’ve got all our duck’s lined up for another joyous Christmas. And what a huge mass of Christ it will be this year! I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in this years Christmas planning, especially the core group headed up by St. Thomas the Commercial.
Anyway.
As I’ve said before the purpose and mission of this personal blog is to offer both staff and customers a behind the scenes, no hold barred look at the way I, the Lord God Almighty, go about daily business; offering more transparency, more accountability and more visibility to my mysterious ways and explore some of the challenges facing a modern day deity. I am, after all, the C.E.O for 6.6 Billion potential clients. So here’s the deal.
It’s open deity time again, but this time with a Christmas focus. You can ask any questions you like about this season of good cheer and I’ll do my best to answer over the next couple of weeks.
That should be jolly. So if you do have any questions about Mary, Joseph, stables or wise men, pop them in the comments.
Regards,
The Lord God Almighty.
If you think that others might been interested in this would you be so kind as to Stumble it?
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lauren
can you take us through that whole immaculate conception thing please? i don’t understand how JC ended up being 2IC, let alone how he even came into being, given that joseph did not have relations with that woman.
Nov 20th, 2007
grant the sceptic
Can you clarify the deal between yourselves and Father Christmas? Is he an employee (St Niklaus), a spin off renegade trading on your patch, or is it more of a U2-iPod type creative licensing deal? Who owns primary rights on iconic trademarks such as white beard (or is that Coca-Cola’s)? Is the deal, if there is one, limited to certain territories and do you have expansion plans in the crucial Indian and Chinese markets (that Christ in India movie looks like a clever repositioning btw). Apologies if this already covered in the archives… :J
Nov 21st, 2007
NP
Did you tell Sextus Julius Africanus to spread the word that your son’s birthday was December 25th since you forgot to get them to put in the bible?
If so, that doesn’t make you very omnipotent does it?
On the other hand, if you wanted to keep his eal birthday a secret and make December 25th like the Queen’s birthday, why?
And does the Holy Ghost have a birthday too?
Nov 21st, 2007
The Kaiser
I’d like to ask why Five Star were so shit.
Nov 21st, 2007
NP
They were good on Saturday Superstore.
I used to fancy the lead girl once upon a time.
Nov 21st, 2007
The Kaiser
I’ve got something for you then NP!
Nov 21st, 2007
Taishan
I guess the earth always moves for you, God, but did Mary have a mind-blowing orgasm, too?
Nov 21st, 2007
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