The Kaiser Edition

 

Over the course of the last six weeks, I’ve wondered why I’ve not heard anything from you and after weighing up the pros and cons of this and that I’ve decided that your silence is probably down to my lack of expertise with a pair of chop sticks.

I went through a phase of convincing myself that you’re a very busy person and even went through a period of massive self doubt but in the cold light of a six week silence I’ve come to the only logical conclusion that it’s down to raw fish rolled up in rice.

It was the sushi wasn’t it? Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have ordered the sushi. I should have stuck to my order of noodles; I could have eaten them with a fork. But no, you ordered sushi and because the place we met apparently does the best sushi in Munich and had to go an order it didn’t I?

Well anyway, I just wanted you to know that I still think you’re way too passive with your client and that you could be doing so much more. I still think you’re way too timid and from what I’ve heard your client thinks so too.

But I totally understand why you haven’t bothered to get in touch because, frankly, a man in your position needs people around him who can handle their sushi.

If you think that others might been interested in this would you be so kind as to Stumble it?

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