The Kaiser Edition

So, here we jolly well go. As I mentioned here every Wednesday I will give you the chance to ask me questions and I’ll do my best to answer them. Had quite a nice “choir” of questions in yesterday so in the spirit of this blog I better get around to asking them.

First up is a question from Mere Mortal.

“Its cliché I know, but what IS the meaning of life?”

The meaning of life is a performance review that I use to ensure constant improvement and growth.

Well, the word “life” is a noun and describes the opposite state to dead. You are alive and you do stuff and when your life is over life it will have no meaning to you because you are then dead. Then you come to me and have a chat about things – and this is the meaning of life performance review.

In the performance reviews we sit down and carefully examine your life, what you did with it and if you generated any value for others, the kingdom of heaven or me. When you get here you are allocated a line manager and he talks you through the results of your review as we see them and gives you the chance to give your side of the story. Together we decide your future within my organisation.

I hope that helped, and finally cleared up the question of what the meaning of life is.

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