and as if by magic…

Agnostic Masses asked:

“Is love really ineffable?”

The Legend of Omnipresent Variable Emotion is indeed a tricky subject and one that I find slightly embarrassing. It’s not easy to talk about projects and strategies that go wrong. My initial response to this question was to reply with “I need to take a view on this one”. But I’ll answer it.

The original idea for an omnipresent variable emotion was to create one, modular based emotion that was capable of supplying my customers with just-on-demand feelings as and when they needed them. Initial tests proved to be quite successful but after a while the O.V.E started mutating and produced a whole range of emotions that were difficult for us to control. We tried to call in the O.V.E’s explaining that there were some problems with the programming but the customers refused to give them back. There was some bad press, some apples were eaten and that’s when the Legend of the Omnipresent Variable Emotion began.

I don’t like talking about it, I’d prefer if it’s never mentioned again, but L.O.V.E is not ineffable.

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