* Open Deity
Posted on August 22nd, 2007 by God. Filed under The Lord God Almighty.
My mission for this blog is to offer more transparency, more accountability and more visibility. I want to get to know you better, and for you to get right up close to a modern day deity. So, every Wednesday I’ll give you the opportunity to as me, the Lord God Almighty, questions and I’ll try to answer them as best I can.
I should warn you that my ways are so mysterious that I sometimes baffle myself. But ask away! Please feel free to post your questions in the comments section.
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August 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 am
Why? Just why? I thought we we’re getting on just fine.
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
You know damn well why. You hogged the bathroom mirror for hours every morning. I’m God. You don’t make God wait. You simply had to go.
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 am
Its cliche I know, but what IS the meaning of life?
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 am
Is love really ineffable?
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 am
where can I get cheap petrol?
August 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 am
Augustine or Palagius: who was right in your book?
Oh, and when are you going to get a decent beard trimmer?
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 pm
All jolly good questions. Keep them coming in.
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Are you omniscient? How’s that working out for you?
August 22nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I knew you were going to ask that Faris.
August 22nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Was Milton’s Paradise Lost right?
August 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Will there be spam-free e-mail in Heaven?
August 22nd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Do you not get angry at Christians who commit terrible atrocities in your name. Who shout “judge not” but then judge louder and more harshly than anyone else. Who claim to speak your words but have never ever understood ‘treating your neighbour like you would want them to treat you’.
Also. Does George Bush displease you?
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Why were Opal Fruits called Starburst Lord? Why would they do that?
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Excellent, excellent. Keep them coming in.