* Open Deity

Posted on August 22nd, 2007 by God. Filed under The Lord God Almighty.


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My mission for this blog is to offer more transparency, more accountability and more visibility. I want to get to know you better, and for you to get right up close to a modern day deity. So, every Wednesday I’ll give you the opportunity to as me, the Lord God Almighty, questions and I’ll try to answer them as best I can.

I should warn you that my ways are so mysterious that I sometimes baffle myself. But ask away! Please feel free to post your questions in the comments section.

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14 Responses to “Open Deity”

  1. Satan Says:

    Why? Just why? I thought we we’re getting on just fine.

  2. God Says:

    You know damn well why. You hogged the bathroom mirror for hours every morning. I’m God. You don’t make God wait. You simply had to go.

  3. Mere Mortal Says:

    Its cliche I know, but what IS the meaning of life?

  4. Agnostic Masses Says:

    Is love really ineffable?

  5. Buddah Says:

    where can I get cheap petrol?

  6. Jon Howard (Living Brands) Says:

    Augustine or Palagius: who was right in your book?

    Oh, and when are you going to get a decent beard trimmer?

  7. God Says:

    All jolly good questions. Keep them coming in.

  8. Faris Says:

    Are you omniscient? How’s that working out for you?

  9. God Says:

    I knew you were going to ask that Faris.

  10. Will Says:

    Was Milton’s Paradise Lost right?

  11. Mark Says:

    Will there be spam-free e-mail in Heaven?

  12. Rob Mortimer Says:

    Do you not get angry at Christians who commit terrible atrocities in your name. Who shout “judge not” but then judge louder and more harshly than anyone else. Who claim to speak your words but have never ever understood ‘treating your neighbour like you would want them to treat you’.

    Also. Does George Bush displease you?

  13. Will Says:

    Why were Opal Fruits called Starburst Lord? Why would they do that?

  14. God Says:

    Excellent, excellent. Keep them coming in.

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